Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Orthopedist/ PT test

So I had an appointment to day with the DOC. I'm half asleep in the waiting room, I see people with cast on there arms, and legs. I'm in here for a damn pinkie are you serious. So I'm sitting there talking to the doctor, he is touching my pinkie. He starts comparing the two, he tells me I tore the cartilage that connects the bones, you have 3 bones in your pinkie. I tell him "there isn't shit you can do for it." His response "I'm sorry no". Well I guess I have a off set pinkie for the rest of my life. Its already hard enough to pick up girls, now with this deformed pinkie it makes it that much harder. But he set me up an appointment with a therapist to do some pinkie exericse. Honestly how many ways can you move your pinkie, I think I could look it up on the Internet and figure the exercises myself. Then before I leave, he says he could give me a shot in my pinkie to help with the pain. "HAHAHA thanks but no thanks."

We had a Physical test this morning, requires you to do sit ups and push ups for 2minutes straight, then a 2 mile run. So I get down in the push up start position, I here "GO" I just start banging them out, all of a sudden I'm at 67 push ups and I'm only a minute in it. I said "what the hell" but I could have got up because I met the Army standard, but I kept going, my arms hurt so bad I just stopped counting, but there is a judge that counts for you. I get up my chest is all tight, arms all tight.

Then the sit ups, I tell the judge " hey I'm just doing the standard, so let me know when I get there." So I'm doing these sit ups, 20 seconds left I ask "how many do I have left?" his response "15" By this time I'm burnt the hell out I most have knocked out 6 of the 15. But then I was thinking he was messing with me.

The 2 mile run, my weakness. I hate running, my lower back starts hurting, its just boring to me. So I'm cruising passing everyone up, I have a good pace. So I reach a mile and my lower back starts tighten. (I need someone to massage it) I feel myself slowing down, So I put my hands on my hips and arch my back, back. I'm trying to stretch it while I run, looking like an Idiot. I would not like to say my time because its rather sorry.

But I went to the hospital to get my pinkie looked at and they had a company formation. First Sergent, called out 3 names of the 3 highest PT scores. My name being one of them, I was not there. So when I showed up to work, naturally when someone does something good everyone congrads. People start telling me I can go home, I have the day off, I had a high PT score. So I went home and took a nap.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Poor Guy


So in Iraq I decided I was going to play soccer, playing against the Iraqi Army. I never played soccer in my life. I'm a football player I played in high school I played semi pro before I joined the military. Never did I break a bone. So in this soccer game I decided I was going to play goalie. I playing pretty good blocking some shot. Then I dive (we are playing on pavementt to stop a shot. I feel this horrible pain in my left pinkie, it swelled up really quick. This happened in July, there was no point in going to the medics because there is nothing they could have done for me. So I want and got X rays done and the little guy is bent but the lady cant tell if its broken so I'm going to see a Orthopedist. The motion is limited on my pinkie, it hurts to make a fist. Not to mention my hand looks messed up out of place. I'm scared that they might have to re break it to set it straight. I'm going to be so scared, I might just leave it as is. But you will never catch me playing soccer again, I consider soccer the worlds most dangerous sport. I use to make fun of soccer players I guess it caught up to me with my broken pinkie.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

My Weekend

So I went out last night, it was fun. My room mate just turned 21 at midnight so we had to break him in the right way. So we went to a place where you can bar hop till 3AM. So we all take shots, then we go to the dance floor. I see my room mate dancing with this girl, it was like watching a kid grow up. So all of us are spread through out the club doing are own thing, I see birthday boy dancing all up on this girl. Another one of my friends had this girl all over him, she said flat out to him "I want to sleep with you." I really don't know any woman that is open like that. But he is a shy guy and did not get it in with her. But honestly who is like that? Who just comes right out and says "I want to sleep with you." Damn I don't know about you but I like to work for it, make it a challenge for me at least. But I did talk to a few woman just friendly conversation, I did not try to get any numbers. I dont know why I think I would feel guilty if I did. It still doesnt feel right.

But on a side note my wife and I been talking, she wants me back. She talking about me giving up not even trying to make it work. She telling me that she made a mistake that she took me for granted. We talked on the phone, we argued on the phone. So came up with the idea of coming down to Georgia for the weekend at the end of May. Im going to see were things are at, I told her Im not saying yes but im not saying no. I dont know if its a good thing. She could mean everything that she says. But I dont know If I could ever get over what she done to me. But we are going to spend the weekend togther. Prolly get a 2 bed hotel room, maybe she going to try to run some physical game on me but ill shut it down, well atleast try. So ill let you know were we are at after the weekend. But I plan on giving her the best weekend of her life. WHY? To let her know what she will be missing the rest of her life.

Friday, May 16, 2008

The Easy Life

So I started work this past Monday after a month of leave, which was great. Now I'm back down here in Georgia, its about low 90s, its beautiful beach weather. I think I might sample the beach this weekend. But work is so boring, granted I only work 5 hours a day sitting around doing nothing. We do PT in the morning ran 4 miles today, legs kinda hurt. Then we get to go home for an hour an half to shower eat come back around 9 then leave at noon to go home. I would have to say the schedule is really easy. All we do is sit around the company talk shit on either are plans for this weekend.
I just picked up another room mate in the trailer. Now the Internet finally works on my laptop which was pissing me off the longest. But my roommate and I decided that we are not going to buy grocers, that we will just eat at the chow hall for free on the base. We take turns driving to work so we save gas which is great. I really feel like punching the guy who is raising the gas prices. But I have been lacking in the gym, I went the other day and ran on the treadmill for 2 miles and I was hurting afterwards, that month of leave doing nothing really but a hurten on my body, im not a beast like I use to be.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Its Been a While

So as of right now im still working on my divorce, why do woman have to be so dumb. But I was reading travistee blog and she recently heard from a long lost crush. I was reading about it I thought about my long lost crush, Its been years since I talked to her Im thinking 5 years. I havent seen her in the longest either. But we stopped talking to either just out of know were. But Im afraid to say it I still think about her every onces in a while. We talked only for a short year, but most people think they love someone when they sleep with them, but I never slept with her, in fact we only kissed a few times. She now is in college while im in the Army. But after all these years I wouldnt even know what to say to her, in fact how the hell would I even break the ice. In fact when I got married, I thought would I ever cheat on my wife with her. I knew it would be tough if she threw it at me. Maybe we just met at the wrong time. I will found her self coming my way again.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I been bad!!!


I feel bad I been neglecting my blog. I just been enjoying my time home with all my family and friends. I got to have breakfast with my older brothers, and it rare to have all 3 of us in the same room. I found out my brother is having a baby, his wife is 3 months pregnant, so im going to be a uncle. My oldest brother is going to the police academy im so proud of him. My littlest brother is now bigger then me. My best friend is still does not have a job after more then half a year but I love him. But these 2 pics were taken in Vegas, I had fun. Won 600 dallors one night, got pretty drunk the next, while the bartenders found out we got back from iraq so she hooked us up with shots as seen from above. Last friday I took my stepdad out to the club and we had a blast, it feels weird to drink with him becasue I never did. But im not neglecting my blog no more.



Thursday, April 10, 2008

Last Saturday

So last Saturday I found someone who wanted to go out and they said they would drive there truck. So finally I got to go out and drink, so we went to Savannah. Its one of the biggest city's in this area, we went bar hopping, and I talked to a few females, but it was more like "hi how are you?" Still fells weird, like im doing something wrong. Of course everyone was giving me shit for being so shy, but when it feels right ill know what to do.



But after 3am bars closed and there was is strip club in South Carolina that everyone wanted to hit up, they dont stop serving till 6am. So we go there and its packed and there more females then males there. So I see some people that I know and they come up to me, there all happy to see me and there like come with me we have a VIP Room. So I get me a beer im sitting there bullshitten with everyone. I have this urge to give a stripper a lap dance. So Im walking around looking for the baddest stripper, I see her. So I go up to her and ask "How much is it for me to give you a lap dance?" She started laughing, she is use to giving them not reciving them. So she is like $20 for 2 songs, its just 20 dallors. So we go in to the VIP room. We are talking I asked her to lay down some rules for me, she told me don't whip my thing out, and dont obsessively touch her. So the song starts and I take my shirt off and she is sitting down and I stand over her and take her hands and and put them on my chest and rub them down to my abs. I start making my chest muscles bounce up and down. I put my head in between her legs and roll the top of my head around her area. She is just laughin, she says "I cant believe this is happening." I m sitting there humping her but yet im keeping a good distance making her feel comfortable. While all this is going down everyone is cheering for me. I would have to say that was a first for me. Even though she should have payed me for it. But it was fun.